On getting our PhD’s:
Joe: WE CAN MAKE EVERYONE CALL US DR.s!”
Vanessa: You can be Dr. Joe. I will be “SCIENTIST”.
Joe: “Dr. McKee? I have your grilled cheese happy meal.”
Vanessa: I tried to change my name on facebook to Drama Bitch. Automatic approval system rejected it :(
On Working at the Res Desk:
Vanessa: “IT SMELLS IN OUR BUILDING!!!” “Fill out a work-order.”
Joe: “SOMEONE WILL GET TO YOU NEVER!”
On McDonald’s Happy Meals
Vanessa: And I hate those god damn cookies.
Joe: Me too. They taste like Satan’s anus.