Joe: OMG, wanna skype?
Vanessa: I’m at work :(
Joe: Oooooooooh right.
Joe: Your job is ruining our friendship: the HMCS Bestfriendsforever.
Vanessa: I will quit, and navigate the seas with you forever more.
Vanessa: Did I tell you, I made sticky buns on sunday?
Joe: NO! I love sticky buns, so friggin’ delicious!
Vanessa: You would love them, first attempt!
Joe: They didn’t have raisins in them did they?
Vanessa: No, fuck that.